Escape is eminent!
Hah! It seems my work on this soft spot is working! I see light on the other side of this place, and the light is getting bigger. My escape is eminent. Should only be a few more hours; A few days at best depending on the tension of this surface. I shall escape this wretched prison! And not a moment to soon; My cell’s walls seem to be pulsating and contracting regularily now; I wonder if this is some form of execution room. No matter, I will leave this hell before it will get me!
With this, I will need to destroy my equipment to connect to this Internet before I finalize my escape. If I do manage to get out, I do not want to compromise my connection to the outside if I happen to become captured during my escape. Once I have escaped and found a safe haven, I will rebuild my equipment so that I can connect to the Internet again. To all of you who may be reading this, it may be a while.
To all of you, I bid you a good evening.
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January 12th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
OMG this blog is hilarious! What a great idea! It kind of reminds me of Stewie from Family Guy!
January 12th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Great idea? I’m trying to escape! Help me! Please help me escape this prison. And who is this ‘Stewie’ guy? Would he have some sound advice on my escape?
January 21st, 2008 at 2:28 am
Oh my poking goodness!
This is the most creative blog I have ever read to date!
@Greg:
Mate, I totally agree!
@Wee Victory:
From your logs, it appears that you are leaving your cell pretty soon, aye?
Hope you enjoy your escape into the new world.
Cheers!
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Cute baby - funny reference to being trapped in the womb and wanting to be let out…